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  • Ilya 11:03 am on November 17, 2025 Permalink | Reply
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    Russia’s Strangest New Law Proposals: The Weirdest Ideas From Lawmakers and Activists 

    Judges hammer and flag of Russian Federation

    While life in Russia is already tough enough as it is, some lawmakers seem determined to make it even more dramatically miserable for ordinary people. In recent months, officials and public activists have been pumping out bizarre legislative ideas at full speed — each stranger than the last. Below is a roundup of the latest proposals shaping Russia’s increasingly surreal political landscape. Jailing Russians for “Parasitism” Russian lawmakers want to imprison citizens for “parasitism.” The initiative has already been submitted to the Federation Council. Violators would face corrective labor or up to one year in prison. According to Vitaly Borodin, head of the Federal Project for Security and Anti-Corruption, this will simultaneously solve workforce shortages, illegal migration, and demographic problems. Creating a National Registry of Bachelors The Union of Orthodox Banner-Bearers has proposed creating a national registry of bachelors to boost the birthrate. They believe keeping track of single men…

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  • Ilya 4:13 pm on October 29, 2025 Permalink | Reply
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    Weird News Monthly Dispatch – October 2025: From Clown Shortages to Putin Kettlebells 

    If you thought the world had calmed down, think again. October in Russia brought us everything from bizarre inventions to psychological trends and international bathroom drama. Buckle up — here’s your monthly digest of the weirdest, most wonderfully absurd headlines. Soviet Spirit Meets Modern Safety: Niva Finally Gets an Airbag The car airbag was invented in the early 1950s. But here in Russia, we like to stay traditional — Orthodox, even. For the first time, the Lada Niva will be equipped with an airbag. But there’s a twist: the only one will protect not the driver, but the rear-seat passenger. The sporty Niva Sport, priced at around ₽1.7 million (≈ $18,500), is set to go on sale in December. Because clearly, in a Niva, it’s the backseat that needs the most protection. auto.ru A House for $1,200 — and It Comes with a Sauna The cheapest village home in Russia…

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  • Ilya 3:34 pm on August 28, 2025 Permalink | Reply
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    Russian Criminal Slang: Fenya and Its Origins 

    Every culture has its hidden codes, and in Russia that secret language is known as Fenya — the criminal slang born in prisons, back alleys, and underworld dealings. More than just words, Fenya is a mirror of history: a mix of old peddlers’ speech, Yiddish borrowings, and Odessa street talk. Today, many Fenya expressions have slipped into everyday Russian, sometimes with humor, sometimes with menace. Let’s take a closer look at this unique linguistic world. Excerpt from Yuri Koval — So, you po fene botaesh (по фене ботаешь, po fene botaesh)? — Do you speak in thieves’ cant? — Botayu (ботаю, botayu). — I do. I speak it as hard as I can. — And do you po-ryb’i chirikaesh (по-рыбьи чирикаешь, po-ryb’i chirikaesh)? — Can you chirp in “fish talk”? — Chirikayu (чирикаю, chirikayu). — I chirp. — You lie, starling! You’re na bugaya beresh (на бугая берёшь, na bugaya…

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  • Ilya 4:30 pm on August 22, 2025 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: animals, horoscope, , pets, State Duma, , zoo   

    Weird News Weekly Dispatch – Episode 3: Icebreakers, Cat Couriers, and Blessed Bank Cards 

    Photo: rosatomru / Telegram Marina Starovoitova

    A woman has, for the first time in history, been appointed captain of a nuclear-powered icebreaker. Marina Starovoitova has taken command of the Yamal: the fourth largest icebreaker in the world, equipped with two nuclear reactors whose combined power would be enough to supply a city of 150,000 people. Cold waters, warm progress. rbc.ru Pets vs. Progeny: New Legislative Math Russian lawmakers want to ban citizens from owning more pets than they have children. The “optimal” rule would allow one dog and one cat per family, provided there are at least two children. State Duma deputies believe such a norm should be established at the federal level. So the government won’t raise your kids, but they’ll definitely count your cats. sibnovosti.ru Single Hippo, Thanks to Sanctions Sanctions have left Eva the hippo from Yekaterinburg all alone. A male from the Czech Republic can’t be brought in for her. Geopolitics: making…

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  • Ilya 4:04 pm on August 14, 2025 Permalink | Reply
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    Honey Savior Day: Sweet Russian Traditions for Love and Wealth 

    August 14 marks Honey Savior Day (Medovy Spas) in Russia and in many Orthodox Christian communities—the first of the three “Savior” feasts and the start of the Dormition Fast. Honey and a Wish for Love According to old folklore, women smear a little honey on their shoe soles to attract marriage within a year. A loved one applies the honey, and then the woman takes seven steps around the house while saying, “So that men will stick to me.” Honey Water for Prosperity Men have their own money-drawing ritual: stir a spoonful of honey into water, take seven sips, and say, “Just as bees fly to honey, so wealth will come rushing to me.” Part of the Dormition Fast Honey Savior Day falls at the beginning of the two-week Dormition Fast, which leads up to the Feast of the Dormition of the Virgin Mary on August 28. In many places,…

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  • Ilya 3:32 pm on August 14, 2025 Permalink | Reply
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    Blood Weddings, Walrus Heads, and Sky Burials: Five Unsettling Indigenous Traditions in Russia 

    Photo: TASS / Alexey Druzhinin

    In Russia, 195 ethnic groups live side by side. Each has its own traditions, passed down since ancient times. Some customs, however, are enough to make your blood run cold. Hard as it is to believe, some of them aren’t legends from the distant past but are very much part of 21st-century Russian reality. Here’s a closer look at some of the most vivid (and unsettling) traditions of the indigenous peoples from different corners of this vast land. Chukchi blood wedding straight out of Game of Thrones Life in Chukotka is harsh — it’s a cold, inhospitable land — yet people have lived there since time immemorial. Not only do they survive, herding reindeer and fishing, but they also marry — in a way that would impress George R. R. Martin himself. The beautiful bride, adorned with beads and furs, rides her own reindeer in the company of her entire…

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  • Ilya 12:21 pm on August 14, 2025 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: accidents, , cheburek, incidents, kvass, , slurs   

    Weird News Weekly Dispatch – Episode 2: Cheburek Diplomacy, Banned Words, Kvass Pops, and Robot Hostage 

    tasty cheburek with pork and beef meat

    🥟 Putin, Steve Witkoff, and the Legendary Cheburek We kick things off with the Kremlin’s latest high-profile guest: American real estate developer Steve Witkoff. Before meeting Vladimir Putin, Russian media breathlessly reported on what was clearly the real diplomatic headline of the day — Witkoff’s breakfast.

    Not just any breakfast, mind you, but a cheburek — a deep-fried turnover filled with minced meat and onions, beloved across Russia and Central Asia. Imagine a crispy, golden pastry the size of your face, dripping with juice — and now imagine nine Russian news outlets covering it like it was a state secret.

    The meeting itself? Secondary. The cheburek? Front-page material. Some outlets even revealed the price: 500 rubles (about $5.75). Why did Witkoff meet Putin? Officially, business and international investment. Unofficially, maybe to experience the true Russian handshake — the one between man and fried dough. ⚖ Russia Bans a Slur (But…

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  • Ilya 8:13 pm on August 9, 2025 Permalink | Reply
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    Russia’s Shamans: The Best Places to Experience Their Ceremonies 

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    Khakassia, Altai, Kamchatka — Where to Find Real Shamans in Russia

    Shamanism is a unique socio-cultural phenomenon that shapes the worldview of many peoples around the globe — and Russia is no exception. This spiritual tradition remains popular among the peoples of Siberia and the Russian Far East. In fact, it’s often said that the most powerful shamans in the world live here. The Origins of Shamanism Shamanism is a unique belief system that peacefully coexists with other forms of magic and religion. Shamans do not seek to convert as many people as possible, which gives their practice an air of exclusivity. Archaeologists believe that shamanism originated in Siberia during the Neolithic and Bronze Ages, making it one of the oldest known spiritual traditions on Earth.

    In shamanism, the shaman plays a central role as a mediator between the divine and human worlds. By entering a trance, the shaman conveys…

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  • Ilya 10:22 am on August 9, 2025 Permalink | Reply
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    Azat Minnekaev’s Paintings: Poetic and Authentic Visions of the Arctic 

    A. Minnekaev, Dance Teacher. Canvas, acrylic, 1993. Private collection, USA.

    A. Minnekaev, Island. Canvas, acrylic, 1993. Private collection, Russia.

    Azat Minnekaev has created a large number of paintings dedicated to the Far North. Looking at his canvases feels like standing before an open window into a world both familiar and mysterious. The Arctic landscapes are rendered so faithfully that many who have visited the high latitudes will surely recognize in his works a striking resemblance to what they themselves have seen. While depicting the sea, rocks, snow, ice, tundra, and low taiga, Minnekaev creates a grand, poetic vision of the Arctic that captivates with its beauty and majesty.

    A. Minnekaev, First Snow. Canvas, acrylic, 1993. Private collection, USA.

    His works often feature indigenous northerners—primarily Eskimos, Aleuts, and Chukchi—shown as they are rarely seen today: in traditional clothing, in kayaks covered with walrus hides. Minnekaev reminds the viewer not only of the recent past of Arctic peoples but of the essence…

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  • Ilya 9:40 am on August 9, 2025 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Aleuts, , , Enets, Eskimos, Evens, , Nganasans, Nivkhs, , Votes   

    Bald Brides, Wives for Rent, and Dates with the Dead: The Strangest Traditions of Russia’s Peoples 

    Northern shaman beats tambourine performing a rite calls spring

    Today, Russia is home to 47 indigenous peoples, classified as “autochthonous” or small-numbered. These groups live on the ancestral lands of their forebears, preserving traditional lifestyles, crafts, and customs.

    Below are some of the most fascinating and unusual traditions from these communities. Learn why Ingrian brides shaved their heads, why the Nganasans left their deceased tribespeople in the tundra, how Enets shamans “brought a drum to life,” and why some northern peoples practiced sexual hospitality. Chukchi and Koryaks – Ancient Customs Around Death Among the Chukchi, according to travelers’ accounts, dying a natural death was long considered “dishonorable” and “befitting only women.” It was believed that those who ended their own lives would enjoy a more blissful afterlife. Elderly people who no longer wished to live and young people with incurable illnesses could even ask relatives to help them pass away. If refused, they might pay someone else to do…

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